Enormous Penis

Whenever life gets you down...
Keeps you wearing a frown...
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope...
Down at the end of your rope...
And nobody is there to thrown you a line
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
‘Cause I got the cure for all of my blues...
(All of his blues...)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelings like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way

(Whistling)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a melting away

Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelings like a sunshiny day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
And everything is going my way
Oh Yeah...